Broke in Brooklyn
I'd been in New York for 9 days and had not yet made it off Manhattan. I gather this is a terrible thing to do and quite touristy. So I decided to go and visit Dumbo, which is quite possibly the stupidest (best) name for an area of a city ever. The only thing of note that I did there was find a lovely hipsterish cafe.
hard working types |
Also, they seem to be very poor in Dumbo. They don't have real cups or even plates.
"you're lucky you have a napkin!" |
The cake was pretty good though, a little light on the lemon, but you can't have everything in life can you?
I also realised that they're very anti-dog here. Everywhere is restricted, most cafes and restaurants don't allow dogs. Only in very designated areas. If you're lucky. And you're dog isn't too annoying or big. And the person enforcing the law takes a liking to you.
both are equally abhorrent |
I Fucking Love Buildings
On my way back from Dumbo, I took myself on a little walk over the Brooklyn Bridge. Which was great, even if full of about 60000 tourists.
straight lines and less windows make for a better building |
I did manage to get a few nice pictures, but realised that most had other people's dumb faces in them. This made me realise that my dumb face is probably in thousands of other peoples photos. What a depressing/fun thought. I may have to look extra dumb when people are taking pictures around me.
bet this guy is super happy he's in this picture |
happiness is sunshine just hitting some buildings |
how happy was I that the sky was so dramatic |
Mostly the gluten free food here has been pretty great here. A couple of turd missteps, but mostly I've been pretty happy and found it pretty easy to find a place that can accommodate me. So, when I heard that an old Chinese place had lots of gluten free options, and that it was supposed to be really good, I was stoked. Plus when I got there, it looks all run down and cool (in a lovely dirty way).
maybe don't leave the trash outside your front door though? |
what's that weird ugly deep sea fish that looks like this, with the big nose? |
So I ate my three lumps and had some rice along with slimy green leaf things. All in all rather disappointing.
How to do an American Breakfast properly
After the slime fest the night before, and after being disappointed in multiple greasy spoon style cafes. I made one more valiant attempt to find a place that would serve me a nice fried, mostly beige coloured, breakfast. Thankfully Blooms Diner did not disappoint.
if I ate this every day, I'd be dead |
Final New York Thoughts
I'm going to miss this place. This was by far my longest ever trip here and by the end of it I was just starting to settle in. Especially as I've tried to treat this trip as if I'm 'living' in New York rather than being just a tourist. Although saying that, I'm not sure I could actually live here, definitely short term and maybe not in Manhattan, long term I think it would drive me a little crazy in the way London would. But, still, I've had a pretty fun time. I'll be keeping something from the trip though, carrying around 1kg to 5kg of New York back with me, distributed around my body in fat wobbly bits.
It does say something that the place I was most comfortable in, was the place that had an air of Berlin to it.
almost Berlin-y, just needs more dirt |
dirt |