Top Ass

I went for a little wander around the Kollwitzplatz "Eco" Christmas Market yesterday.  For the most part it was pretty wank (unless you want to look like a giant knitted hippy), and I'm not too sure what was so Eco about it, the tat was the usual tat.

But, I did spy these in one of the "Eco" stores

Now, yes, I know, ha ha, they say Top Ass and in (albeit Americanised) English that is funny (well, yes, it really is).  But why are these type of cards so obsessed with peoples posteriors? In England they are called :

Now, for those not of English learnings, to "Trump" is to pass wind from the rectum.

Just makes ya think don't it?